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Our gorgeous, gutsy Calendar Girls have been pinned up between the covers... where they belonged all the time.
And "all the time" is exactly what they're dealing with.

Just in Time for the End of Time

MAYAN CALENDAR GIRLS is the fun, sexy, political, cosmic HyperLit serial that runs from now until the end of time as we think we know it.

Plot Non-Synopsis

Okay, so you've got a crystal skull hooked on stoners and directing movies--if not the end of the space/time continuum--a dolphin groupie, multi-culti-hottie snorkle commandos, gender benders, Obama doing stand-up, naked jet ski chase across the Caribbean, 'shroom psychic bees, firedancers and sing-along lyrics... and you want a plot synopsis? Gringo, please...

This isn't lit class, this is romp and roll, hootchie koo. This is femmes finale. This is apocalypso now. This is archeologistics, eschatological scat, submarinetextual narrative... and a rollicking good adventure/romance/humor/travelogue kind of thing.

If you like Tom Robbins, Christopher Moore, Hitch Hikers' Guide, Karl Hiaasen--and if you don't like them what good are you?--MAYAN CALENDAR GIRLS should get you through to the next release from those guys. And prepare you for the sequel, which will take you right on through to the end of time... and beyond.

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A Brief History of Mayan Calendar Girls

The red headline at the top of this page kind of says it all. And what a long, strange, trip it's been.

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"Mayan Calendar Girls" lives up to it's growing cult reputation-a funny, smart, sexy, ever-changing dance"
Max Carrillo, Reviewer


This is a prophetic book on many levels - comedy, the 20/12/12012 dialogue, and the transition from computer to paperback book. It is a hoot! Grady Harp, December 11 This is a prophetic book on many levels - comedy, the 20/12/12012 dialogue, and the transition from computer to paperback book. It is a hoot!
Grady Harp


What a wild trip!
Tim Rickard, Comic Stripper


EXTREMELY well-written...so fantastic that I cannot praise it enough.
Keiko Alvarez, The Japanese Cowgirl

Outrageous interplay...one of those books where you find yourself skimming ahead because you can't wait to see what happens next.
David D. Busch


If you're looking for a highly entertaining book, this is definitely it. And the dialogue is just plain great.
Krystal Larson

Mayan Calendar Girls