The Irish girl would do just fine, was Aphra’s size-up. Cute, not all that bright, but doing a great job filling out her Erin Go Bra. And flying a few flags she probably wasn’t aware of, batting those Auld Sod green eyes and wrinkling the famous cream complexion above them: “Ah, I thought I’d seen you. Wasn’t I the stewardess on your flight?”

Been wack if you weren’t girl, Aphra thought. Since I stalked you out here all the way from the gate. “Yeah, you were. So I thought maybe you could help me a little. I never been here before, but y’all know the hotels and all…”

“Actually, the only one we know is the Radisson because that’s where they always put us.” She kind of fell in beside Aphra, pulling her little luggagebarrow along the aisles wide and narrow. They passed by all the time share and transportation pimps without a glance, then a big glass door shuddered aside and they were out in the brutal, sopping heat of Cancun.

“Must be okay, then. Should be vacancies this time of year?” Yeah, July had to be about as Low Season as a tropical resort could get.

“Oh, I’m sure there are. And a nice beach and pool I barely get to use because I’m always back out the next day.”

“They got a shuttle or something?” Something about the girl’s wide, ingenuous green gaze and loose, blowsy stride told Aphra–to whom quick appraisal was a way of life–that she was striking the lode here.

“Sure. Just come along with me. It’s five dollars and they bring us right to the lobby.”

As so many hotel shuttles do. Aphra’s next line was well-rehearsed and smooth. “Thanks, I think I will. I’m kind of picky about rooms, though. Think I could have a peek at yours before I register, make sure?”

“Of course.” The colleen had no objections to more chat with this sleek, elegant black passenger. Obviously a model or executive or something, the kind of woman you learned things from. Like how she’d gotten that slight hooked look to her nails or that supple yellow leather purse, for openers.

“That’s really nice of you, hon. Tell you what, I’ll buy you a drink, show my appreciation.”

“I’m dying for a margarita or two.”

“Two works for me.” See if it works for you, girlfriend.

“Well, now, ‘Spy’ is such a loaded word, don’t you think? I’m basically a collector. Hunter/gatherer type. Poke around corporations and such, see if there’s anything somebody might pay to hear.”

Little Miss Fly United was all ears by then, couple of drinks in her and changed into a pretty nicely-filled bikini to grab the last sun on the balcony. And all rapt up in Aphra. Wow, Catwoman turned out to be some sort of spy! Bugger and begorrah and all that. She wasn’t even thinking about dinner, just hanging on every word this swank negress had to say.

“Oh, I got some craft and all,” Aphra went on, sitting in the other porch chair, sipping a strawberry daiquiri, and pretending to take in the blue water view she’d seen a dozen times from better hotels. “Like, you know, how to scan cellular frequencies, record conversations off vibrations of suite windows, read keystrokes from convention center suites. But it’s mostly just keeping your eyes and ears open.”

“You can scan cell phones?” Figured that a flight attendant would be interested in the gizmo, Agent Q, end of things.

“Not legally.”

“Ah. So how do you find out the secrets and… you know, that lot?”

“Oh, it’s not rocket science or anything. Funny thing is, you run into these guys, bigshots at companies, who just walk over and buy me dinner and tell me stuff. Sometimes they like invite me to their house, even; let me poke around after they pass out. I don’t understand it.”

The United girl laughed prettily at that one. “Oh, you don’t then? Well, there’s a full-length mirror right there in the bathroom that might give you some clues.”

“Oh, I know what they want, all right. In spades.” She gave the girl one of her guarded race card smiles. “As it were. I just don’t understand it, you see what I’m saying?”

“Uh, not really.” She was trying to, though, you could tell by the furled brow.

“Well, maybe I will take a peek at that mirror. Show me to it, will you?” Aphra stood lazily, grinned, “Gotta pee, anyway.”

The girl walked in and pointed to the mirror, stood with her hands on her slim hips awaiting more laughs with her new pal. Who made a sinuous shrugging move that somehow released her shift to slither down in a pile at her feet.

She gawked as Aphra, naked except for a red Brazilian tanga that was kind of like “naked plus”, did a turn, checking herself out. Slapping her own ass, which gave the tuned-up report of a ripe watermelon, then lifting her breasts and peering at them. Then up into the eyes of the flight girl, who suddenly felt like the small bathroom was very tight and warm.

“So you think you know what they’re after, huh?” She turned and moved a little closer, a sheeny black presence amid all the white ceramic and linen. “Maybe you can explain it to me?”

“Explain what men want?” The attendant had stepped back, her bare thigh touching the top of the toilet tank. Suddenly in rabbit mode, wary but captivated.

“Nope.” Aphra stepped closer yet. “What I want.”

“Well, I’m starting to get a glimmer.” There was something very fierce about the black woman’s face, but her body was a shiny, plush invitation to stroke. She was confused, wanted to go get another drink. Wanted something, for certain.

“A glimmer, huh? That something in the neighborhood of a gleam in the eye?”

“Well, I wouldn’t say that…”

“Know what I’d say?” Aphra was standing with her plumped purple nipples only inches from the white girl’s tits, feet placed outside hers; a control pose. “I’m standing here naked and I’m sweating; all this Mexico heat. And you got clothes on and shit, must be sweltering. Look ahere, sweat kind of running along that ginger down on your neck there. See can I do something about that.”

She leaned forward to place her hands against the wall on either side of the white girl’s head, leaning in to erase those last few inches between their stiff nipples, her long tongue already extended. She could feel the quiver as she slid it up the soft, pale neck, lapping the salty dew and ending up with a little fillip around the earlobe.

“You got any other excess moisture anywhere,” she whispered, “I think I can take care of it for you.”

Aphra sat in the breeze on the balcony, idly watching the rise and fall of the sleeping white chick’s breasts while listening to her cell phone. “I’m here, but not checked in yet.”

She listened, chuckled, said, “Shit, it’s almost midnight here and I ain’t even got dinner. Just had a nice snack, though.”

She listened again and gave a throaty laugh before replying and snapping the phone shut. “Just a little Irish stew.”

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There are problems with having your consciousness come adrift in time, but also advantages. Or at least novelties. Yaxche had grown a bit jaded from savoring moments standing on high thrones in various centuries and even of presiding, thus enthroned, over the end of all time and works, but she never lacked perspective. And just as she could stare down from the peaks of stone pedestals, she could appreciate the much humbler layout represented by CroCun, even seeing it when it was no more than one more roadside zoo.

With a mere glance, or whatever you would term the ability to cast one’s point of view down through the helical process of time, she could see the site as it will become, as it stands at whatever locus you want to consider “now”, and as it once was. And how it became.

She could see the sinkhole itself over thousands of years, but it didn’t really get interesting until people showed up. With the usual complications and transactions. The temporal point that made her curious was how the scruffy little patch of scrub jungle had remained in the hands of a Mayan family when the highway from Cancun to Tulum went through. The first anomaly: first clue to a miracle. Yaxche could see it happening, but not interpret or understand.

Under the stewardship of the Pop family the sinkhole had become a water source for milpas, providing subsistence corn along with the secondary plants woven among the corn hills in the ancient fashion: beans, chiles, hedges of prickly nopal. The Pops had even managed to grow enough maize to trade. Then came a fortuitous stroke from an alien and catastrophic source: the Europeans who had infiltrated the area would pay money for chicle, and bubble gum created a bubble economy for the Pop clan.

It was at about the same time that the Pop homestead was operating as a chiclero camp that it also became a Rebel Base. The sinkhole, created because an odd concentration of cenotes had eroded into one unstable hollow and collapsed, was close enough to the coast, but deep enough in untracked jungle to avoid scrutiny during the Caste Wars, as the Spaniards called them. A waterhole with food supply owned by a family deeply committed to the rebellion against the Spanish, the Pop property was a major focus of the combat with civilization that the Maya never really lost. And a thorn in the side to colonists frustrated with their inability to put down the last next of resistance in all of the Americas. A period of interest when her gaze popped into those times, borne by a fierce young woman who’d taken the nom du guerre Kisin, a bloody earthquake of violence against the big, pale men who had abused and defiled her. Yaxche sometimes thought that the unquiet spirit of her fiery young avatar might have been responsible for setting her afloat on the circling currents of time.

After the wars were abandoned and the price of chicle reduced to nothing by the introduction of synthetics, time was a low, somnolent eddy at the Pop place, as flat and uneventful as the boring green carpet of jungle that overlays the flat slab of limestone Swiss cheese-riddled with cenotes that is the Yucatan. Then came the highway.

Once again, unpredictable foreign presence forged into the ancient jungles bearing mixed gifts. It became the backbone of a bustling, destructive, construction-addled entity known as the “Riviera Maya” and strewed the stretch with tractors, condominiums, cities, hotels, restaurants, airstrips, churches to foreign non-entities… and tourist traps. And the Pop clan, suddenly located a short distance from the right-of-way, inevitably decided they should trap a few tourists themselves.

Their first venture had, predictably, been a humble restaurant that was ignored by tourists because it looked too shabby to be sanitary yet too modern to be “touristic”, but frequented by locals and drivers because of the merited reputation of Kaax Pop, matriarch of that time slice, and mother of Puch Pop, who would capture more attention in later slices of years.

Señora Kaax supervised a kitchen crowded with Pop children, emitting fragrant steam like a volcano in Eden. And flowing with key lime soup, tamales tinted green from the plantain leaves they steamed in, salbutes and panuchos with flaky tortilla shells, papadzules in spicy pumpkinseed paste, poc chuc with the pork practically dissolving in its sour orange sauce… timeless, lip-smacking feasts laid out daily within a few yards of the plummeting tourism buses and trucks full of spare parts for the re-invention of local civilization.

But not a particularly brilliant use of prime frontage location, thought Puch and his older brother, who went by Juanito because he thought Mayan names were bush and wanted to get his hands on the new world and new wealth that flowed past their little mom and Pop operation. He worked with tourists at the Cobá ruins and saw how money would flow out of people who were offered a reason to stop blasting around and pause a minute in the world they’d come to look at. He was hot to blow the Pop stand.

Puch, as befitted a youngster named after the Diving God, chief deity at the nearby ruins of Tulum, had always worked as a diver; first plunging down the reef on sheer lung power with a cane and re-bar spear powered by inner tube straps, then a guide to the fish and coral for foreign tourists, most recently a certified PADI Cave Diver shepherding goggle-eyed visitors through the underwater caves and rivers that connected the cenotes.

Their exposure to foreigners let them to conclude that the gringos and europeos and japoneses wanted to see wild life in a wild, but controlled, setting. They captured a large portion of the local surviving caiman population and trapped a dozen spider monkeys from deeper jungle remote from the villages and westernization and opened the Mark I version of CrocoCun, a reptile farm with Mayan trappings, idiotic spiels that were absorbed as if valid, a T-shirt and curio shop and, of course, a killer restaurant/bar.

At some point Juanito was feeding the little gators and gazing around the eroded limestone walls of the sinkhole, ticked off that Puch had beaten his time with the cute Barcelona girl on their last tour. As he reflected on the irony that the foreign babes he kissed up to so shamelessly were more interested in his brother because he played that whole Maya thing, an inspired instant fell around him–a concept that would twist the Pop estate into its final manifestation. They wanted Mayan, he would give it to them. He left the little lizards struggling over their grisly feed and jogged up the hundred yards to the main buildings, calculating rapidly. The first thing he’d need would be stucco. And lots of cement.

Eyeing him from her bailiwick of millennia, Yaxche exulted again at having witnessed the Beginning of the End.

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